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Dear whomever it may concern,
I'm writing this letter to inform you, or to whatever other brainless dimwit decided to ignore the past several letters I sent to you, that I am on maternity leave, and will not be able to carry out the missions you continue to persistently contact me with.
Even if I wanted to fight whatever glorious beasts and splendid enemies there are out there on the battlefield- which, believe me, I don't, and I know it's a shame considering how enjoyable that's always been- I've been previously ordered by several individuals to stop my involvement with the fights going on here in The Empire for a good while. Of course, though, even with the NUMEROUS TIMES this has been restated and restated, you're all too moronic to understand what a maternity leave is, obviously.
Since I am currently pregnant with a child, I will not be stepping foot into another fucking mission, unless that mission involves sitting on my couch and enjoying a nice cup of tea. And if you have a problem with that, I don't know if it's necessary to remind you that I'm married to your general. So, feel free to take it up with Iekez instead.
On another note, I highly doubt my armor would fit anyway.
Stop sending me missions, please.
-Lyana Sokolov
I'm writing this letter to inform you, or to whatever other brainless dimwit decided to ignore the past several letters I sent to you, that I am on maternity leave, and will not be able to carry out the missions you continue to persistently contact me with.
Even if I wanted to fight whatever glorious beasts and splendid enemies there are out there on the battlefield- which, believe me, I don't, and I know it's a shame considering how enjoyable that's always been- I've been previously ordered by several individuals to stop my involvement with the fights going on here in The Empire for a good while. Of course, though, even with the NUMEROUS TIMES this has been restated and restated, you're all too moronic to understand what a maternity leave is, obviously.
Since I am currently pregnant with a child, I will not be stepping foot into another fucking mission, unless that mission involves sitting on my couch and enjoying a nice cup of tea. And if you have a problem with that, I don't know if it's necessary to remind you that I'm married to your general. So, feel free to take it up with Iekez instead.
On another note, I highly doubt my armor would fit anyway.
Stop sending me missions, please.
-Lyana Sokolov
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I felt bad because Lyana isn't... actually able currently to do any missions 8C So no points for you Lyana hurrdeedurr
so since I'm too lazy to draw, I WROTE INSTEAD BWAHAA
This won't get me any points or anything probably unless you wanted to count it as a response to like.. 8V The current Monster Challenge thinger goin on.~
But yeah! In case anybody didn't already know, Lyana's about 5 months pregnant with Sunny, hers and Iekez's first/ (technically) second/ (if you count Xentalia) third child.~
But yeah, I can see her getting fucking fed up with the notices after a while : D Iekez too, probably
Don't ask me what dumbass she's referring to but
it had to be someone or else I couldn't do this and I liked the idea
:'D
Lyana belongs to me
Part of a mission/misc contribution to
so since I'm too lazy to draw, I WROTE INSTEAD BWAHAA
This won't get me any points or anything probably unless you wanted to count it as a response to like.. 8V The current Monster Challenge thinger goin on.~
But yeah! In case anybody didn't already know, Lyana's about 5 months pregnant with Sunny, hers and Iekez's first/ (technically) second/ (if you count Xentalia) third child.~
But yeah, I can see her getting fucking fed up with the notices after a while : D Iekez too, probably
Don't ask me what dumbass she's referring to but
it had to be someone or else I couldn't do this and I liked the idea
:'D
Lyana belongs to me
Part of a mission/misc contribution to
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OH MY GOD LYANA YOU ARE MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
keep being beautiful and hating everyone that gives you missions
yes good
yes use as Iekez's boot as a projectile for heads and target practice
Best wife good wife
This was great. XDD I laughed all the way through rhtdkjrth
Do you want me to put this in OA for you~? QuQ
keep being beautiful and hating everyone that gives you missions
yes good
yes use as Iekez's boot as a projectile for heads and target practice
Best wife good wife
This was great. XDD
I laughed all the way through rhtdkjrthDo you want me to put this in OA for you~? QuQ